Glitter in the Locker Room, Spice in the Sheets

What better way to kick this blog off than with absolute chaos? 🎉

After 17 gloriously unhinged podcast episodes, we’re officially dragging our hot mess over into blog-land—because fall is here, life is a dumpster fire, and y’all deserve to stay caught up on the ridiculous (and occasionally respectable) books we devour.

Spoiler alert: I’m the one who reads like a feral gremlin, so odds are you’ll see my posts way more than Claire’s or Laurel’s. 😜

So let’s do this.

First victim on the review block? Bad Little Puck Bunny by Kate Olivia. And honestly…the only way to describe this book is exactly what I texted the girls: “dark hockey glitter dick reverse harem.” Like…that’s the vibe. That’s the whole damn book.

It’s messy, it’s triggering (we’re talking consensual-ish non-consensual sex 👀), it’s spicy in the wrong kind of way, and it’s one of the rare times I’m like: nope, not continuing the series. And if I won’t keep going? That says a lot.

The only shining star of entertainment? When one of the problematic MMCs (Caleb? Maybe? Don’t fact-check me, I read this mid-August and it’s September now 🙃) decided the cure for heartbreak was…a dick piercing. Because apparently getting hammered and stabbing your junk is the new self-care. Spoiler: I’m 99% sure that’s not how it works. 🤣

Ratings:

🤮 = spit

🌶️🌶️🌶️ =  dicks in detail