Episode 3: Edward and Bella do the Hunger Games

Listen here:

“a gender bent Maleficent played by Angelina Jolie”

— Claire

Crowns of Nyaxia

by Carrisa Broadbent

• The Serpent and the Wings of Night

• The Ashes and the Star-Cursed King

• The Songbird and the Heart of Stone

• The Fallen and the Kiss of Dusk

“This is Pinocchio and the wooden boy to real donkey all over again! ”

— Christina

Ratings

Laurel’s

Overall: 😐 = sip

Spice:🌶️🌶️ = dicks have entered the chat

Claire’s

Overall: 🥴 = read while drunk

Spice: 🌶️ =  disturbing lack of dicks

Christina’s Didn’t Read it Rating

Overall: 🥴 = read while drunk

Spice: 🌶️ =  disturbing lack of dicks

“Nothing came out of my vajayjay, I got cut open like a fish!”

— Laurel

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