Episode 15: Good Night....Oops! Don't Be a Cunt

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Unhinged Prophecies and Batshit Book Theories:

Our ACOTAR Crystal Ball

• Under the Mountain (the Weaver, the Bog, etc.) is Dusk Court

• Feyre becomes High King

• Elain ends up in Spring (or somewhere where growing things makes sense) Court

• Amren retains all her “Tiny Ancient One” powers

• Tamlin & Beron loose the High Lord Title (death or abdication?)

• Eris and Elain end up a pair (maybe?)

• There’s some plot happening with Lucien, Jurian and Vassa…possibly invovling the continent?

• Elain refuses Lucien because she can see something with her seer powers that make her want nothing to do with him

  • i.e. all his betrayals (either intentional or thru inaction)

• Eris has s redemption arc

Our Fan Casting

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Our Fan Casting 🍸🔥🫦🎭

All Artwork of ACOTAR Characters (except Alis) are the work of @dreamworlddweller

Alexander Skarsgård as Tamlin

Glen Powell as Lucien

Carice van Houten as Amarantha

Emma Thompson as Alis

Emma Corrin as Ianthe

Anya Taylor-Joy as Feyre

Sophie Turner as Nesta

Milly Alcock as Elain

Henry Cavill as Rhysand

Tom Sturridge as the Suriel

Jason Momoa as Azriel

Jensen Ackles as Cassian

Ana Sawai as Amren

Margot Robbie as Morrigan

Regé-Jean Page as Varian

Sophie Skelton as Gwyneth Berdara

Nathalie Emmanuel as Emerie

Charles Dance as Hybern

Sam Heughan as Eris

Jason Isaacs as Beron

Glen Powell as Helion

Harry Lloyd as Kallias

Jesse Williams as Tarquin

Mackenyu as Thesan

Background Babes We Couldn’t Ignore

Bill Skarsgård as the Bone Carver

Helen Mirren as Bryaxis

Michelle Rodriguez as the Mercenary

Pedro Pascal as Papa Acheron

R Patz as Jurian

Ana de Armas as Viviane

Tilda Swinton as the Weaver

Graham McTavish as Nolan

Iwan Rehon as Greyson

Olivia Cooke as Vassa

Ryan Gosling as Drakon

Emilia Clarke as Miryam

Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Koschei

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